Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys here have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No space for pussies here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every inch of the ride.
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been reading.
- This where the real excitement is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, powerful night.
You're not begging. We’re just saying you the deal.
fellas: Please Nail Me Immediately Tonight
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Screw around with BS, just Hit that already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Man up, I know you want to.
Dude! These Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- I Really Need To Talk to My Landlord About This.
- For Real| This is getting Out of Hand.
Honestly, I just want to Be Left Alone in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Fire this Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose your mind.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.